Worms in the face of God

Both players arrived at the duel arena. Simon facing Haru with angst and Haru making his getaway from Kyouki and confirming his suspicions is satisfied.

Just as they were deciding who goes first "Wait!" said Haru.

"What?" replied Simon.
"Instead of Rock Paper Scissors, Let's play Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock." answered Haru.
"Fine,how does this work?" asks Simon
"Oh it's quite simple. Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors." Yapped Haru as he makes each sign with his hands.
"Seems fair enough." replies Simon.

"Okay, Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock... shoot!" chanted Haru.
"Lizard!" said Simon as he put out the lizard sign
"Paper!" said Haru as he put out the paper sign
"Yes! Well i go first" replies Simon.

Simon begins his turn.
"I summon Worm Xex in Attack Mode!"
A Large green worm in the shape of an "x" appears from the ground
"Now i use its effect to send 1 worm from my deck to the graveyard"
Simon places a card from his deck into the graveyard.
"I send Worm Yagan to grave and use its own effect to special summon it onto the field in face down position"
A large yellow worm in the shape of a "Y" appears from the ground and then quickly retracts its self back
"I set two cards face down and end my turn"

Turn 2:
"Okay it's my turn now!" says Haru and then he draws.

"Since I have no monsters and you do, I special summon Cyber Dragon using it's effect" says Haru and a metallic dragon slithers into the arena.

"Now I'll use it to attack your Worm Xex" says Haru and his Cyber Dragon fires a beam from it's mouth at Worm Xex
"Actually I'd rather not have that. I'll chain Dimensional Prison." Says Simon and a break in the air sucks in Cyber Dragon.

"Since I did not normal summon or set this turn, I'll set these two cards and end my turn." says Haru.

Turn 3:
"My turn,I draw." Simon says and then he draws.

"I summon another Worm Xex and use its effect to send another Worm Yagan to the grave yard."

"Now ill attack your face down!"Simon says
"Ill chain mirror force"says Haru

"Damn" says Simon
"I end my turn"

Turn 4:
"I draw!" says Haru and then draws...
"I don't need this card at the moment..."
"I'll set one card face down and flip summon my morphing jar! Now we have to discard our hand and draw 5 new cards!" says Haru

"Now I attack your face-down Worm Yagan!" says Haru
Haru's LP: 8000 -> 6900

"With Worm Yagan's effect being mandatory, Morphing jar returns to my hand!" says Haru

"Now I activate my Black Garden and set one card!" says Haru and vegetation grows all around the stadium

"Now I end my turn!"

Turn 5:
"Its my turn."says Simon and then he draws
"Good timing"
"I destroy your garden with my mystical space typhoon!"says Simon

"I set 4 cards and end my turn"says Simon

Turn 6:
"It's my turn and I draw" said Haru and draws...

"I'll just set one card face-down and end my turn!"

Turn 7:
"I draw"says Simon
"Oh goody, i set one card and end my turn"

Turn 8:
"Okay I draw" says Haru and draws...

"I'll activate Monster Reborn and revive Slifer the Sky Dragon!" says Haru and lightning strikes down in the arena and a giant red dragon emerges from the sky.
"Now I equip it with safe zone!" causing a protective field to be placed around Slifer the Sky Dragon.

"With 5000 attack points I attack your Worm Cartaros! Thunder Force!" cried Haru and Slifer blasts a beam of pure electricity at the creature vaporizing it.

"Now I activate Burden of the Mighty and end my turn" says Haru

"During the end phase w nebulas effect activates
i set my yagan and draw 1 card and now i summon Worm King in attack position!

You've just activated the effect of Slifer's second mouth along with Burden of the Mighty! Burden of the Mighty causes your monster to lose 800 attack points lowering it to 1900. Then Slifer's second mouth cause it to lose 2000 attack points killing it.

Damn.

Then Slifer due to it's own effect and goes back to the grave.

Turn 9:
"I draw"says Simon

"I activate pot of duality and add W-nebula Meteorite to my hand"

"I set two cards face down and end my turn"

Turn 10:
"I draw" says Haru and draws Heavy Storm

"I activate Heavy Storm!" And a storm appears to blow away all cards on the field.
"I chain W Nebula Meteorite!" And a meteorite appears in the sky.
"I set 2 cards and end my turn!"

"I return my worms face down and draw 2 more cards, I don't special summon anything" And nothing appears out of the meteorite

[u]Turn 11:
"My turn"Simon says as he draws

"I activate Future Fusion to call out Worm Zero!"says Simon

"I negate that with solemn judgment" says Haru
6900->4900

"Ill flip summon both of my worms and tribute one to summon Worm King in Attack position.I then tribute the other to destroy your face down!"

"Now i use monster reborn to revive my other Worm King!"

"I attack you directly with both of them!"

"I use battle fader's effect to special summon it and end the battle phase" says haru

"Fine"says Simon

"I set two cards and end my turn"

Turn 12:
I draw says Haru and draws appropriate
"I'll set 3 cards"

"I chain W nebula meteorite
You just flipped my morphng jar
I can now draw 5 cards.

I activate the dark hole which I just drew.
Fine

Now I activate swords of revealing light! Stopping you for 3 turns!

Now I end my turn!

Turn 13:
"I draw "says Simon
"I set 5 cards and end my turn"

Turn 14
It's my turn and I draw! say haru and draws
I'll activate pot of avarice sending 5 cards back to draw 2

Now I set 2 cards and end my turn

Turn 16

I draw!

I set 1 card and end my turn!

Turn 17:

I draw"says Simon

I activate Compulsory Evacuation Device to return your face down monster back to your hand!

And Now i attack you directly for 6600 lp!

"Gyaaa!" Haru yelled as his lifepoints fell to zero

4900 ->0000

Simon steps off of the platform
Haru begins to laugh

Seirei looked on as Haru was defeated by the Worm King Possessed Simon. "You ok Haru?" She asked as she walked towards him.

Haru stops laughing and the says "Looks like I have no choice since I lost...."

"Per your friend's winning this duel, with the conditions he has stated... " Haru paused and walked up to Seirei and knelled down.




"I shall became your lover."

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Wait.. You're serious?" She asked in a completely Puzzled manner

Haru stands up and the looks Seirei in the eyes. "As your lover, I guess it's time we stop having secrets."

"I'll go first." He shrugged and said "The murder scene from before was fake."

"You think you can be the Lover of the Angel Queen?" She asked. "Look I don't know who you even are yet." She then realized what he said "Murder scene?" She asked. Slightly Frightened by what was said to her she slowly backed away from Haru

"Ara, didn't you see the pool of blood in the hallway?" Questioned Haru.

He then put on a serious expression "Of course, something like that can't happen. Everything in that hallway was kept as it was when it was discovered." Haru noted.

"Now the murder weapon was a metallic bat. It was on the floor in the pool of blood. But that itself is suspicious and raises the question of where the blood came from assuming the weapon was the bat." Haru says and then waits for an answer.

Simon's eyes focused on Haru with confusion

"What do you mean that was fake?Are you saying that the scene was a set up?"questioned Simon.